We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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