Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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