But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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