8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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