The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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