i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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