What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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