so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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