He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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