Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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