sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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