Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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