Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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