I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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