and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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