At least make sure they are 18
Why
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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