office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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