I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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