She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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