This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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