yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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