That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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