It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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