Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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