Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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