? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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