Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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