Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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