tell your sister to shave her snatch
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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