do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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