Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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