Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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