Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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