Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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