This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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