Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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