i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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Oh Jesus.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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