Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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