ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
