Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize