brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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