i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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