She's JV to your varsity
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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