she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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