i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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