There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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