What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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