Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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