just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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