i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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