Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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