the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
she pinky promised me she was 18
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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